Rubik's Cube

This is a picture of a Rubik's cube I got a few days ago. I never knew how to solve one until now. This is my version of the history of the Rubik's cube

Once upon a time, a twenty-six piece puzzle came into my life. It was shaped like a cube and was about an inch long on each side. I mixed it up and from then on, I regretted it. I tried solving it for months but nothing seemed to word. It kinda accidentally fell down and broke into a million... I mean twenty-six pieces. I think I was in second grade so I was too stupid to know how to fix it. (Because, as we all know, teachers don't teach fun things because they'll get fired if they do.(Probably)) A few years later, I went to Africa and the strange puzzle came to haunt my life again. Only this time it was bigger... Fortunately, it came with a cheat sheet (Or a defeat sheet as I call it) and it turned out to be pretty easy until I was too stupid to know that I did something wrong. The cheat sheet got ripped up and the Rubik's cube got ruined. Now we come to about five days ago when it comes again to haunt me. So I figured out my mistakes and I KILLED that evil thing about one, two, three... too many times to count. But his evil brothers will be out to get me soon... The Rubik's cubes with even more sides. And soon the COMPUTER program will haunt me forever. (The computer version is a 20x 20x 20 piece Rubik's cube.) But I will try to slay them like I did before.

The end