These are new or old games... I don't know how to put it. These are from when my dad was a kid... and were in the shed when I found them yesterday... So they're new to me but technically, they're old. Okay, so every one's clear on that subject? Good. The humungo electrical kit thingy is called an electric kit or something. You get to make a whole bunch of cool circuits by messing around with wires and springs even though I've never actually tried. It's just instinct. The batteries leak which is just a fancy way of saying that we need new ones. It was in an old box with a picture of three people smiling as they were around the kit like commercials always show to advertise. Since my grandpa hated how they did this, he took a marker and drew moustaches on them and gave them speech bubbles that said: "It doesn't work!" "Did you read the manual?" "No." "Oh well". My dad and my grandpa hate commercials because of this example. "Dad, my head hurts." than the dad gets up holds up a box and smiles... "Why don't you try some kid aspirin! It's extra chewy and has flavors including cherry and vomit." and it goes on and on. This is an example of the real world: "Dad, my head hurts." pause "Dad, my head hurts" pause "DADMYHEADHURTS!!!" The dad is mad and says: "GO TO THE MEDICINE CABINET AND LOOK FOR SOMETHING AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!" I'm going to carry on. The plastic game is called Mastermind. One person goes to one side and takes four colored pegs and puts them in a certain combination hidden behind a wall. The other has ten chances to guess it in those rows. The person hiding the combination then puts the teeny pegs to tell if they're right or wrong. The last and final one is called chess and checkers and backgammon and something called Acey ducey. The end.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Games
These are new or old games... I don't know how to put it. These are from when my dad was a kid... and were in the shed when I found them yesterday... So they're new to me but technically, they're old. Okay, so every one's clear on that subject? Good. The humungo electrical kit thingy is called an electric kit or something. You get to make a whole bunch of cool circuits by messing around with wires and springs even though I've never actually tried. It's just instinct. The batteries leak which is just a fancy way of saying that we need new ones. It was in an old box with a picture of three people smiling as they were around the kit like commercials always show to advertise. Since my grandpa hated how they did this, he took a marker and drew moustaches on them and gave them speech bubbles that said: "It doesn't work!" "Did you read the manual?" "No." "Oh well". My dad and my grandpa hate commercials because of this example. "Dad, my head hurts." than the dad gets up holds up a box and smiles... "Why don't you try some kid aspirin! It's extra chewy and has flavors including cherry and vomit." and it goes on and on. This is an example of the real world: "Dad, my head hurts." pause "Dad, my head hurts" pause "DADMYHEADHURTS!!!" The dad is mad and says: "GO TO THE MEDICINE CABINET AND LOOK FOR SOMETHING AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!" I'm going to carry on. The plastic game is called Mastermind. One person goes to one side and takes four colored pegs and puts them in a certain combination hidden behind a wall. The other has ten chances to guess it in those rows. The person hiding the combination then puts the teeny pegs to tell if they're right or wrong. The last and final one is called chess and checkers and backgammon and something called Acey ducey. The end.
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