Moby-Ball

Here is the list of sports I hate: Soccer, basketball, football, um, um, okay, that's it. Here is a list of sports I like: (some I've never played) Tennis, hockey, ping pong, base ball, capture the flag (Even though it's almost exactly like football.)
and Moby-Ball. I invented Moby-Ball and it's named after my nickname so that nobody can copy it. It's a trampoline game... a game that you play on the trampoline... you need the trampoline to play it... Do you understand!? So... Once upon a time we had a trampoline and it got really boring because we weren't allowed to do flips on it so I invented a game and named it after myself and everyone liked it and I want to play it right now because school can get really boring when you don't do educational stuff like playing. So this is how you play: You get a bouncy ball (Filled with air) about the size of a soccer ball but there'll be a lot of crying if it's as hard as a soccer ball. set it in the middle of the trampoline and make sure the net is fixed. (Unlike the picture.) Everyone starts at one side of the trampoline and tries to kick the ball over the net. (This would be a really dumb game if that was all there is to it.) Eventually, you will realize that you need pinpoint accuracy that not many people have if you want to kick it over the net. So everyone needs to start jumping. If your trampoline is like most trampolines, the ball should bounce in the air. Once it's in the air, you just need to aim your foot under the ball and kick it over any side of the net which you need accuracy for, but not pinpoint accuracy. But it tends to be harder than that... To have accuracy, you need to be balanced and have time... but since everyones jumping at different times, you may not have that. So you usually fall down which is why there's no tackling in this game. Here's an example: You are playing this game with a few other people and you guys finally manage to get the ball in the air... You run to it, but right as you're about to kick the ball over the net, someones jump throws you in the air and you miss the ball by a mile. This is another persons point of view: You and your opponents manage to get the ball in the air. Before you can, one of the others runs to the ball to kick it. You want to score so you sacrifice the ball in the air for your score. You jump and he does some crazy thing and kicks in the opposite direction of the ball. There's a time-out and everyone laughs. This game can be played in two versions. One: Every man for himself. Or Two: Teams. Every man for himself, if you haven't guessed already, means every person on the trampoline tries to score on their own. This is good if you have an odd number of players and you can't split them evenly for teams. Teams is just two on two or three on three or something like that so that you can work together. The end.